Tales from the NomNom Table

Tales so dark, you can hardly see. 

The Seductress of Pioneer Street

Here we are at one of our favorite pure NomNom places, Central @ Madison Square, Pioneer Street, Mandaluyong. This was on a Saturday so we were out of luck in securing a spot on the dark, candlelit side where all the fun happens. We got this sad, sorry, soundless space near the entrance where the healthy-looking bouncers intimidate. This is one of those rare places that no visit passes by without me seeing people pass out and get raped and get carried out by their hapless nomnom friends. I swore it scared the shit out of me when someone just fell on the bathroom floor and was having what looked like a seizure, and laid on what looked like a pool of vomit. Eww. In my full view on the door slits while having a whizz. And take note, that person wasn't even a girl, but a 6 foot tall transsexual in the ladies room. Nobody helped the poor chap to get up. I guess he's kinda heavy. She's still a boy, after all.

Fairly Odd Parents

And then our order came...

Benito gasping, "Tag-iisa tayo? Waaa!"

Squeeze Me in Grenadine and not the usual Blue Curacao

Bad Trip

 Sorry-looking, cholesterol attack-inducing bar chow

The vinegar that took 58 years to come

Used, abused citrus

A crowd lost in translation (lasing)

BFF sila Forever pak!

Devoid of emotion *makeup*

Bad Trip and Squeeze Me

Choco Slammah Zinga Shangidi Shoom Bariwap

Dehydrated Beef Tapa

Na-enjoy pa rin nya kahit lasang papel.

Sizzling Hotdogs redundancy 

All-time Favorites

Drink, not smoke.