It's a day of shock, disbelief and mourning for all of the small island nation of the Philippine. Modern-day boxing hero, Manny Pacquiao, loses to Timothy Bradley in a shocking split decision that gave the latter the World Welterweight title. For the longest time, the invincible Pacquiao, suddenly became human.
Mommy Dionisia, the poster child for anxiety attacks, just passed out on her fashionable Victorian furniture. Like any mommy out there who has protected her son from mosquito bites, I'm sure news of Manny's loss will stop all oxygen from reaching her brain. Somebody please put the poor woman out of her misery and retire Manny Pacquiao right here, right now.
Compubox showed Pacquiao connected 253 punches to Bradley's 159, with a 63-51 advantage in jabs and 190-108 in power punches. (Rappler)
I've been having a bad feeling about this fight since it was announced. Manny, ever so distracted by his interests on the side (nothing major, really, it's just Congress. And oh, let's talk about how he's also a billionaire, businessman, basketball player, model, endorser, actor, philantrophist, preacher, tv show host, major cockfight player, in-demand celebrity in the Philippines and in the USA, father, husband and fully-pledged Karaoke enthusiast. Oh and I forgot, he's also an ARMY GENERAL)
Tell me how that's not in any way going to affect his fights, from hereon and up to the next fight. We might as well predict the demise of his career then. That's my biggest fear for Pacquiao, he's gotta quit while ahead, retire an undefeated boxing great. Than suffer the fate of those he "retired" from boxing like Dela Hoya and Morales. Is he going to retire past his prime when there's not much left to fight for?
Manny is a Hollywood favorite (except for Justin Bieber because he likes convict Mayweather more) and twitter is flooded with retweets from disappointed celebrities
Taken from Mondo Di Musica
Meanwhile, the internet is ablaze with memes.
And to the unlucky ones who bet on Manny, like LUCKY Manzano, who apparently bet 3M on Pacman: Boy, you're UNLUCKY! I'm smelling over a billion dollars on failed bets today.
Mommy Dionisia, the poster child for anxiety attacks, just passed out on her fashionable Victorian furniture. Like any mommy out there who has protected her son from mosquito bites, I'm sure news of Manny's loss will stop all oxygen from reaching her brain. Somebody please put the poor woman out of her misery and retire Manny Pacquiao right here, right now.
I've been having a bad feeling about this fight since it was announced. Manny, ever so distracted by his interests on the side (nothing major, really, it's just Congress. And oh, let's talk about how he's also a billionaire, businessman, basketball player, model, endorser, actor, philantrophist, preacher, tv show host, major cockfight player, in-demand celebrity in the Philippines and in the USA, father, husband and fully-pledged Karaoke enthusiast. Oh and I forgot, he's also an ARMY GENERAL)
Tell me how that's not in any way going to affect his fights, from hereon and up to the next fight. We might as well predict the demise of his career then. That's my biggest fear for Pacquiao, he's gotta quit while ahead, retire an undefeated boxing great. Than suffer the fate of those he "retired" from boxing like Dela Hoya and Morales. Is he going to retire past his prime when there's not much left to fight for?
Manny is a Hollywood favorite (except for Justin Bieber because he likes convict Mayweather more) and twitter is flooded with retweets from disappointed celebrities
Taken from Mondo Di Musica
Meanwhile, the internet is ablaze with memes.
And to the unlucky ones who bet on Manny, like LUCKY Manzano, who apparently bet 3M on Pacman: Boy, you're UNLUCKY! I'm smelling over a billion dollars on failed bets today.
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